It’s time for another installment of “What Did I Just Say?”…statements that come out of my mouth as I try to parent three little boys under the age of 5…that, as I’m saying them, I’m realizing how ridiculous they are in and out of context and marveling at the fact that I’ve even put some of these words together in the same sentence as a directive:
“I don’t want you throwing stuffed animals at the fan.”
“Don’t vacuum your brother!”
“Let’s not climb in the pantry.”
“You are not bringing a 2 x 4 inside the house.”