Mom: “Jonas, stop fighting about molecules with your three year old brother!”
Jonas: “Dad, who’s your favorite son?”
Dad: “Jesus.”
Jonas: “Why do dark colors soak up the sun more than light colors?”
Xander: “Ice cream and whipped cream are twins because they’re both white.”
Xander: “Does it seem like the moon follows us? I think it really likes us.”
Roman: “You put fruit in it and then you punch it. That’s fruit punch.”
Roman: “It looks like a booger, but it’s just green beans.”
Roman (trying to figure out how Siri knew how to get to the beach house): “Has Siri been here before?”
Roman: “Siri is Maw’s cousin.”
Roman: “Jonas, am I famous?”
Jonas: “No.”
Roman: “Yes I am. Everybody knows me.”