Here are several of Xander’s most recent one-liners:
“Mom can I play with you for one million minutes?”
“Guinea pigs don’t need tails…they just need bottoms.”
Xander: “Mom, this is a shooter tooter.”
Mom: “What’s a shooter tooter?”
Xander: “They toot on stuff.”
“Mom, I made a bunch of creations for the trash because he needed some food…he said he was hungry.”
“When I grow up, I want to be a kisser.”
